There
are only two kinds of peoplethe Young and the Dead (the
walking Dead, that
is). The Young can range anywhere between childhood and 110,
and their spirit and energy defy age. For the Young, every
day means staying passionately curious and involved in life.
Maybe Melanie Griffith can get it from an age-defying Revlon
bottle, but the real Young burn with ageless fire from their
gut. For the Young there's no time to die. I always say I'll
be dead three days before I get wind of it! The walking Dead
on the other hand are to-o-o bored for words, dahlings (you
know those embalmed A-listers), and boredom is simply the
kiss (or sign) of death.
This issue is dedicated to the eternally Young, those who
brand their mark on the fascinating times we live in with
their insatiable passion, energy, and spirit. They know who
they are and only get more comfortable with themselves over
time (okay, a little nip and tuck, botox, or lipo doesn't
hurt). Take Liz Smith at 77: "Work is what keeps me young!"
she proclaims (click here
to see my Q&A with the gossip diva). Take Anthony Quinn at
85. Between painting, sculpting, and fathering (13 offspring
to be exact!), Quinn's ambition is to portray Picasso and
Tolstoy someday in films (click here
to see the salute to Quinn).
Look at theatre impresario Jimmy Nederlander at 78. Not even
a stroke can stop him from wheeling and dealing more than
ever, scouring the world to find new projects to bring to
Broadway (and revved up by his younger independent wife Charlene).
Check out Philip Johnson in his late nineties. He hired me
to photograph a bunch of journalists who came to tour his
all-glass house on his Connecticut compound. When I asked
him where he got all his energy, he quipped "Prozac!" Hey,
whatever does it!
Get a load of Leona Helmsley at 80. Forget Harry's death or
a bout in prisonshe's got herself a new boy-toy and
looks more svelte and wrinkle-free than ever. Still kicking
ass, not to mention cleavage intact (click here
for some juicy photos). And what about 80-year-old Tony Randall
and his young bride Heather who just made him a dad? Tony's
eyes brim with lust for life. At 98, Brooke Astor's life is
still so hectic her social schedule is tracked on a computerbetween
luncheons, galas, and dinners every day. Her secret for longevity?
"Being busy," she says. "It's the reason I've never had a
facelift!"
One night after a party marathon, an attractive 75-year-old
woman engaged to be married asked me if I wanted a lift home
in her limo. In the car she told me, "I just saw The Vagina
Monologuesnow I'm not embarrassed to make love
at my age any longer. And I love my vagina." Hey, why not!?
I say let's wipe out old age forever. Let's change society's
old view and stop defining humans by agebut rather by
energy and spirit. This is what The Hampton Sheet's
demographics are all aboutnot about numbers. When someone
asks me my age, I say age is a number and mine is unlisted!
It's how you see yourself as to how others see you. It's about
being young at any age. After all, there's only one age …
NOW!
Enjoy The Sheet.
Joan
Jedell appears on national and local tv and radio.
Her photographs are syndicated worldwide.
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