New York Post gossip columnist extraordinaire Cindy Adams and I sat down in her “quintessential Manhattan pad” (as House and Garden once raved) for what was to be an interview about her lovable Yorkie terrier, Jazzy. The loyal pooch gave Cindy a new “leash” on life just after the loss of her beloved husband, comic Joey Adams, in 1999. She recently celebrated the release of her new doggy tale, The Gift of Jazzy and at the mere mention of her pint-sized precious pup’s name, Cindy takes on the glow of a woman in love.

Adams’ 10-room apartment, once owned by the tobacco heiress Doris Duke, was in the middle of renovations and our star, Jazzy, was running fashionably late (held up at one of his numerous celebrity play dates). Assured that he was on his way back with the car and driver, we relaxed in a corner of the den. The room drips with treasures of Southeast Asia and is topped off by a black leather ceiling, created for Duke by Valerian Rybar. As we waited patiently for the little man of the hour to arrive, we sipped tea and delighted in conversation that turned out to be an exclusive and intimate heart-to-heart with the Park Avenue gossip maven.

Joan Jedell: There was Joey, and then there was Jazzy. How did Jazzy come into your life?
Cindy Adams: Seven days after Joey left me, my two friends (Deborah Riffin, an actress, and her husband Michael Viner, a publisher) thought I needed something in my life so they decided unilaterally to send in a dog—they had three Yorkies at the time. They didn’t ask me. Michael sent a limousine to their breeder in Connecticut and this dog came—it was $475 just for the limousine. So I’m entertaining, because people were paying their respects. A lot of celebrities were in this house and Le Cirque was sending food and we were so busy! My housekeeper says, ‘I have to leave for a minute.’ And I say, ‘What do you mean? I’ve got 80 people here!’ She says, ‘I just have to go down to the lobby, they say there’s something I have to pick up, and they can’t send it up without me.’ So, I say, ‘well, just hurry up!’ She came back up, and brings me this thing. And I say, ‘Well? What is that?’ She says, ‘I don’t know but it has your name on it.’ I say, ‘Listen, put it in the kitchen, leave me alone, I can’t handle it right now.’ And so I went through the rest of the evening, and after everybody left, I had this thing. I didn’t know what to do with it! I hadn’t had a dog for all the years I was married because one had bitten Joey when he was a child, so he wasn’t ‘dog-friendly.’

JJ: So what did you do next?
CA: The house was filled with stuff for a reception: chopped liver? You’re not going to give a dog chopped liver! Bagels? I don’t think so! Pastrami sandwiches? And Coca-Cola? White wine? I don’t really see the dog having that. I didn’t know what to do. The phone rang, I picked up the dog because he was scared, he was trembling—he was two pounds, two ounces—it was Hillary Clinton on the phone; I said, ‘Thanks, Hillary, for calling.’ And she says, ‘Things are tough sometimes. They get better. We all have problems … .’ I say, ‘I know, I know, I know...’ And I’m holding the dog that is, at that moment, peeing on me! So, the dog is peeing on me, the Senator is calling, I had Ron Perleman and Ellen Barkin wanting grapefruit juice! And that was my first day.



"I’m teaching Jazzy to pee on The New York Times and lick my column in The New York Post."


JJ: When did you fall in love with this thing?
CA: I guess that night. We slept together. He curled up under my arm and … you see, Joan, the two of us; we had lost the families we’d known. We both really didn’t know what the future held. We both were very much alone. I had no father and my mother passed away within weeks of Joey … the next morning I started calling people asking, ‘What do I do?’ and they said, ‘Give him water.’ ‘Well, what kind of water?’ I asked. And they said, ‘Listen, this is a dog, you don’t have to worry about Evian or Poland Springs, just give him WATER!’ Then I called Joan Rivers who gave me the trainer. And I mean, this dog, this dog … this was not just a gift of a dog, but a gift of life! I would NEVER let this dog go. If this dog could pay the maintenance, I would give him this apartment in my will!

JJ: You now have Jazzy; what has he taught you about life?
CA: Well since I never had a child, he suddenly taught me that I could still care. I have nobody left to care for, Joan... And if you’re used to being a caregiver all your life, it’s sort of like you’re lost, you don’t have a raison d’être.

JJ: Are you interested in having another man in your life? Do you date?
CA: Nah. They’re out there; there’s plenty of them. I mean, since I had my nose done at the age of 16, I’ve never really had a problem; I can always find a guy. But Jazzy is all I really want to share my mattress and sheets with. I’ve been married 40 years. If I needed money, that’s one reason to get a husband. OK, I’m not really in need. If I needed social companionship … don’t really. Writing a column, you’re everywhere and you go out all the time. So if I needed friendship? I don’t. And if you want sex, you can find it, you don’t have to marry it necessarily these days. So, no, I don’t want to get married. I don’t want to have a steady guy. I have the most wonderful friends in the world.

JJ: So he sleeps in the bed with you? Every night? And he doesn’t annoy you?
CA: Sure. Well, I’m used to him! He’s not like a husband, but he’s better than a hot-water bottle!

JJ: And how does Jazzy take care of you?
CA: ... Jazzy is someone who is always giving me attention. I’m never alone. He always tells me I look good even when I don’t. He doesn’t care if I get a zit on my face or if I get five pounds fatter!

JJ: Unconditional love?
CA: Except it is conditional! Jazzy is a very spoiled, self-centered dog. He needs a lot of attention.

 

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